Population | 12.362 billion |
Capital | Хельсинки |
Leader | Якоб Альтез |
Currency | Карельский рубль |
Animal | Фокс II Ниволай |
The Karelian-Finnish SFR of Socialist Euraisa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Якоб Альтез with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 12.362 billion Карелы have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Хельсинки. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Карельский economy, worth a remarkable 2,132 trillion Карельский рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 172,537 Карельский рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Billions of Карельский рубльs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Фокс II Ниволай Nebula, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Хельсинки, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Карельский nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Euraisa's national animal is the Фокс II Ниволай, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Socialist Euraisa is ranked 145,131st in the world and 6,446th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist Euraisa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Socialist Euraisa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Socialist Euraisa's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Socialist Euraisa's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Socialist Euraisa's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Socialist Euraisa's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Socialist Euraisa was refounded in Balder.
- : Socialist Euraisa ceased to exist in Soviet Democracy.
- : Socialist Euraisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Socialist Euraisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.