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Nudest: 985thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,764thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,257th
The Karelian-Finnish SFR of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I used Google Translate for all this.
Якоб Альтез
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Socialist Euraisa

Population12.362 billion

CapitalХельсинки
LeaderЯкоб Альтез

CurrencyКарельский рубль
AnimalФокс II Ниволай

The Karelian-Finnish SFR of Socialist Euraisa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Якоб Альтез with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 12.362 billion Карелы have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Хельсинки. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Карельский economy, worth a remarkable 2,132 trillion Карельский рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 172,537 Карельский рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Карельский рубльs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Фокс II Ниволай Nebula, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Хельсинки, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Карельский nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Euraisa's national animal is the Фокс II Ниволай, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Euraisa is ranked 145,131st in the world and 6,446th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Nudest: 985thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,764thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,257thLowest Crime Rates: 5,316thMost Developed: 5,700thLargest Governments: 6,084thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,824thSmartest Citizens: 7,574thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,741stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,436thMost Secular: 9,446thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,133rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,221stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,016thHighest Economic Output: 11,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,345thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,622ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,857thBest Weather: 12,026thMost Efficient Economies: 14,248thHighest Average Incomes: 15,208thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,054thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,166thHighest Food Quality: 20,200thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 21,483rdMost Patriotic: 22,583rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,821stMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,141st
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Nudest: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 246th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 262nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 263rd in the regionMost Developed: 271st in the regionLargest Governments: 283rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 330th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 357th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 393rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 507th in the regionMost Secular: 521st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 551st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 607th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 614th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 626th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 628th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 652nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 689th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 713th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 851st in the regionRudest Citizens: 875th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 904th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,069th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,076th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,093rd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,122nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,152nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,160th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,189th in the region

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