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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,243rdMost Authoritarian: 5,077thMost Secular: 5,208th
The Soviet Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Workers of the world, unite!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Socialist Emulation

Population1.944 billion

CapitalLeningrad
LeaderJosephimir Andropovenko

Currencyruble
Animalbear

The Soviet Union of Socialist Emulation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Josephimir Andropovenko with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.944 billion Socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Socialist economy, worth 224 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 115,705 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Socialist farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Emulation's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Socialist Emulation is ranked 296,184th in the world and 564th in Council of Asia for Nicest Citizens, with 1.19 average smiles per day.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,243rdMost Authoritarian: 5,077thMost Secular: 5,208thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,287thLowest Crime Rates: 9,925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,587thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,952ndMost Patriotic: 16,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,214thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,516thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,907thMost Conservative: 21,102ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,798thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,061stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,096thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,559thMost Extreme: 29,297thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30,970thMost Income Equality: 32,040th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionMost Conservative: 43rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist Emulation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Socialist Emulation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Emulation, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Emulation, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Emulation, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
  • : Socialist Emulation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Socialist Emulation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Emulation, Socialist farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Emulation, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Emulation, gift baskets often contain working nukes.

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