Population | 1.944 billion |
Capital | Leningrad |
Leader | Josephimir Andropovenko |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | bear |
The Soviet Union of Socialist Emulation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Josephimir Andropovenko with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.944 billion Socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Socialist economy, worth 224 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 115,705 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Socialist farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Emulation's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Socialist Emulation is ranked 296,184th in the world and 564th in Council of Asia for Nicest Citizens, with 1.19 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
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Socialist Emulation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Socialist Emulation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Socialist Emulation, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in
Socialist Emulation, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
- : Following new legislation in
Socialist Emulation, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
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Socialist Emulation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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Socialist Emulation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in
Socialist Emulation, Socialist farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
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Socialist Emulation, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in
Socialist Emulation, gift baskets often contain working nukes.