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Largest Retail Industry: 46thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60thMost Valuable International Artwork: 147th
The Polite People's Pepublic of
Corporate Police State
Politely Starving!
Kokichi Oma
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Socialist Communist States

Population7.522 billion

LeaderKokichi Oma
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade


The Polite People's Pepublic of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kokichi Oma with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.522 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 3,688 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 490,365 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,519,328 per year while the poor average 5,358, a ratio of 843 to 1.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, in a fit of passion Kokichi Oma has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Socialist Communist States, and tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 50,960th in the world and 2,370th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 972.53 milliStalins.

Largest Retail Industry: 46thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60thMost Valuable International Artwork: 147thMost Corrupt Governments: 181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 203rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 232ndLargest Gambling Industry: 235thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 243rdMost Efficient Economies: 265thMost Avoided: 283rdHighest Average Incomes: 331stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 348thMost Subsidized Industry: 354thFattest Citizens: 369thLargest Agricultural Sector: 420thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 500thLargest Insurance Industry: 534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 596thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 733rdLargest Mining Sector: 982ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,052ndLargest Black Market: 1,061stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,171stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,178thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,194thMost Armed: 1,431stRudest Citizens: 1,484thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,792ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,815thLargest Governments: 2,082ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,711thHighest Crime Rates: 2,806thHighest Economic Output: 3,100thMost Conservative: 7,963rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,999thSmartest Citizens: 10,513thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,441stMost Pro-Market: 14,928thMost Extreme: 16,134thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,732ndMost Advanced Public Education: 21,074th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 207th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 269th in the regionLargest Populations: 294th in the regionMost Extreme: 335th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 449th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 650th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 897th in the region

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