by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Largest Retail Industry: 46thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59thMost Valuable International Artwork: 147th
The Polite People's Pepublic of
Corporate Police State
Politely Starving!
Kokichi Oma
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Socialist Communist States

Population7.509 billion

LeaderKokichi Oma
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade


The Polite People's Pepublic of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kokichi Oma with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.509 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 3,682 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 490,365 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,519,328 per year while the poor average 5,358, a ratio of 843 to 1.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, in a fit of passion Kokichi Oma has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Socialist Communist States, and tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 1,461st in the world and 35th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 257.45 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Retail Industry: 46thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59thMost Valuable International Artwork: 147thMost Corrupt Governments: 181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 201stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234thLargest Gambling Industry: 235thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 244thMost Efficient Economies: 261stMost Avoided: 283rdHighest Average Incomes: 330thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 349thMost Subsidized Industry: 354thFattest Citizens: 371stLargest Agricultural Sector: 421stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 503rdLargest Insurance Industry: 536thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 595thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 733rdLargest Mining Sector: 981stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,043rdLargest Black Market: 1,060thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,175thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,192ndMost Armed: 1,430thRudest Citizens: 1,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,539thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,805thLargest Governments: 2,074thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,700thHighest Crime Rates: 2,793rdHighest Economic Output: 3,101stMost Conservative: 7,988thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,971stSmartest Citizens: 10,484thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,339thMost Pro-Market: 14,796thMost Extreme: 16,094thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,593rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,004th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 210th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 237th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 270th in the regionLargest Populations: 295th in the regionMost Extreme: 391st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 446th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 655th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts