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Largest Retail Industry: 56thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58thMost Corrupt Governments: 195th
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Socialist Communist States

Population9.167 billion

LeaderNot Kokichi
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade


The Not Kokichi of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Not Kokichi with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.167 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 4,537 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 495,008 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,563,598 per year while the poor average 5,389, a ratio of 846 to 1.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, male tourists tend to be fearful of Socialist Communist States's deadly femme fatales, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 2,888th in the world and 81st in The East Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 50,749.55 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 56thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58thMost Corrupt Governments: 195thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 196thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 218thLargest Gambling Industry: 223rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 233rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 237thMost Efficient Economies: 275thMost Avoided: 316thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 329thHighest Average Incomes: 342ndFattest Citizens: 382ndMost Subsidized Industry: 424thLargest Agricultural Sector: 445thLargest Insurance Industry: 510thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 513thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 577thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 636thLargest Black Market: 991stLargest Mining Sector: 993rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,107thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,186thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,297thMost Armed: 1,575thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,715thRudest Citizens: 1,722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,879thMost Patriotic: 1,947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,057thLargest Governments: 2,190thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,888thHighest Crime Rates: 3,172ndMost Conservative: 7,649thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,880thSmartest Citizens: 11,423rdTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,874thMost Pro-Market: 14,864thMost Extreme: 15,650thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,916thMost Influential: 19,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,420th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionRudest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionMost Extreme: 138th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 177th in the regionLargest Populations: 265th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 271st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 314th in the regionMost Conservative: 339th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 355th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 683rd in the region

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