The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kokichi Oma with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.971 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 6,571 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 506,592 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,670,400 per year while the poor average 5,515, a ratio of 846 to 1.

The blood on the hands of Kokichi Oma may not be metaphorical, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Omagrad as a backdrop, and fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 11,409^th in the world and 473^rd in The East Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 89.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.