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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd Largest Governments: 3rd Lowest Crime Rates: 7th
The All-Pervasive Infestation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cockroaches shall rule the world!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Socialist Cockroaches

Population24.898 billion

CapitalOlson Middle School
LeaderKing Nicole Judge
Faithstate atheism

Currencytoilet paper roll
Animalhuman

The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.898 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Socialist Cockroachesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,205 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,892 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, colonial subjects have Socialist Cockroachesian culture shoved down their throats, it is said that a Socialist Cockroachesian woman's work is never done, and citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 166,247th in the world and 7,252nd in Balder for Most Devout, with 2.32 Prayers Per Hour.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rdLargest Governments: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 7thSafest: 25thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52ndMost Beautiful Environments: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 161stMost Advanced Public Transport: 267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 339thHealthiest Citizens: 471stMost Pacifist: 633rdSmartest Citizens: 697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 844thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 906thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,115thMost Inclusive: 1,189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,517thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,014thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,423rdMost Secular: 2,566thNudest: 2,741stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,943rdLargest Populations: 3,191stMost Authoritarian: 4,895thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,331stBest Weather: 6,378thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,203rdMost Conservative: 10,072ndMost Extreme: 11,703rdMost Income Equality: 11,789th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 73rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 80th in the regionMost Secular: 110th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 126th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 132nd in the regionNudest: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 264th in the regionBest Weather: 296th in the regionMost Extreme: 298th in the regionMost Income Equality: 308th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 383rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 440th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 630th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, it is said that a Socialist Cockroachesian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, colonial subjects have Socialist Cockroachesian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, millions of cockroaches are excellent swimmers.

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