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Socialist Australiana

Population1.304 billion

LeaderGough Whitlam

CurrencyAustralian Dollar

The Democratic Republic of Socialist Australiana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gough Whitlam with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.304 billion Socialist Australianans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eureka. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Australianan economy, worth 130 trillion Australian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 99,780 Australian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When their backs are against the walls Socialist Australianans look out for gay men, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Australiana's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Egalitarianism.

Socialist Australiana is ranked 182,424th in the world and 4,316th in the West Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 946thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,198thMost Pacifist: 3,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,255thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,499thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,294thNicest Citizens: 5,534thBest Weather: 5,596thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,804thMost Inclusive: 6,084thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,311thMost Influential: 7,031stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,555thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,749thHighest Food Quality: 8,054thMost Income Equality: 8,198thSafest: 8,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,824thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,940thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,509thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,070thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,395thMost Cultured: 11,838thHealthiest Citizens: 12,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,107thMost Developed: 12,736thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,505thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,102ndLargest Governments: 15,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,890thMost Secular: 17,079thSmartest Citizens: 18,038thHighest Drug Use: 18,804thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,577thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,982nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 110th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 121st in the regionBest Weather: 128th in the regionNicest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 160th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 169th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 197th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 218th in the regionMost Influential: 220th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 221st in the regionSafest: 222nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 248th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 252nd in the regionMost Cultured: 255th in the regionMost Income Equality: 256th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 259th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Politically Free: 280th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 288th in the regionMost Developed: 292nd in the regionLargest Governments: 294th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 309th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 310th in the regionNudest: 319th in the regionMost Secular: 388th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 416th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 425th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 477th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 483rd in the region

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