Population | 1.202 billion |
Capital | Octagon City |
Leader | Liberty |
Faith | Worship of the Big Holy Invisible Dude |
Currency | Stonk |
Animal | Apes Together Strong |
The United States of Socialist Ancomistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liberty with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.202 billion Ancomistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Octagon City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Socialist Ancomistanian economy, worth 130 trillion Stonks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 108,524 Stonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nude art is becoming wildly popular, they say that Ancomistanians made a dessert and called it peace, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Ancomistan's national animal is the Apes Together Strong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of the Big Holy Invisible Dude.
Socialist Ancomistan is ranked 120,869th in the world and 188th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 122,433 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Socialist Ancomistan, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
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Socialist Ancomistan, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
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Socialist Ancomistan, they say that Ancomistanians made a dessert and called it peace.
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Socialist Ancomistan, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
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Socialist Ancomistan, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Octagon City.
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Socialist Ancomistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Socialist Ancomistan, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
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Socialist Ancomistan, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
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Socialist Ancomistan, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
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Socialist Ancomistan, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.