The Libertarian Republic of Social Democrats is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bernstein with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.403 billion Social Democrats hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Social Democratsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,448 trillion DogeCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,040 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime is totally unknown. Social Democrats's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Social Democrats is ranked 2,165^th in the world and 45^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,067.03 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.