by Max Barry

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The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We need more tomato’s
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Soccermomiea

Population12 million

CurrencyV-Bucks
AnimalSoccer ball

The Kingdom of Soccermomiea is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 12 million Soccermomieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.

The Soccermomiean economy, worth 394 billion V-Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,856 V-Bucks, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder, and a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soccermomiea's national animal is the Soccer ball, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soccermomiea is ranked 37,509th in the world and 659th in The Communist Bloc for Most Inclusive, scoring 113.8 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 67th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Soccermomiea's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Soccermomiea's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Soccermomiea, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Soccermomiea, the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder.
  • : Soccermomiea was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Soccermomiea, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Soccermomiea, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Soccermomiea, Soccermomiea City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Soccermomiea relocated from The Dictatorial Paradise to The Communist Bloc.
  • : Soccermomiea's influence in The Dictatorial Paradise rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".

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