The Greater Holy Federation of Soap tips is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bill with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.393 billion Soap tipsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of yes. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Soap tipsian economy, worth 703 trillion soaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,347 soaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soap tips's national animal is the bill wurtz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is I'm a princessism.

Soap tips is ranked 256,515^th in the world and 317^th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.78 crimes per hour.