Population | 5.638 billion |
Capital | yes |
Leader | Bill |
Faith | I'm a princessism |
Currency | soap |
Animal | bill wurtz |
The Greater Holy Federation of Soap tips is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bill with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.638 billion Soap tipsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of yes. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Soap tipsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion soaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,117 soaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soap tips's national animal is the bill wurtz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is I'm a princessism.
Soap tips is ranked 85,757th in the world and 50th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,123.09 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Soap tips was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
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Soap tips's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Soap tips was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, the Top 5% for Largest Governments and Most Valuable International Artwork, and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Soap tips, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
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Soap tips, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
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Soap tips, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
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Soap tips, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales.
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Soap tips, the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation.
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Soap tips lodged a message on the The Free Nations Region Regional Message Board.
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Soap tips's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".