by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,067thLargest Mining Sector: 1,572ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,739th
The Greater Holy Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Lets go to africa and find love in the jungle
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Soap tips

Population3.393 billion

FaithI'm a princessism

Animalbill wurtz

The Greater Holy Federation of Soap tips is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bill with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.393 billion Soap tipsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of yes. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Soap tipsian economy, worth 703 trillion soaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,347 soaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soap tips's national animal is the bill wurtz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is I'm a princessism.

Soap tips is ranked 256,515th in the world and 317th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.78 crimes per hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,067thLargest Mining Sector: 1,572ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,739thMost Patriotic: 1,968thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,105thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,334thMost Secular: 2,435thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,438thMost Avoided: 3,474thLargest Black Market: 3,645thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,142ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,037thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,482ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,602ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,708thNudest: 8,191stMost Conservative: 8,750thMost Authoritarian: 9,228thLargest Governments: 13,080thLowest Crime Rates: 13,485thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,538thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,989thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,637thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,064thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,121stLargest Retail Industry: 18,998thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,434th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the region

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