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Nudest: 3,723rdMost Secular: 4,251stMost Avoided: 4,879th
The Holy Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Lets go to africa and find love in the jungle
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Soap tips

Population1.395 billion

FaithI'm a princessism

Animalbill wurtz

The Holy Republic of Soap tips is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bill with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.395 billion Soap tipsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of yes. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The strong Soap tipsian economy, worth 142 trillion soaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,385 soaps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,058 per year while the poor average 28,751, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soap tips's national animal is the bill wurtz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is I'm a princessism.

Soap tips is ranked 5,260th in the world and 12th in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 13,467.91 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Nudest: 3,723rdMost Secular: 4,251stMost Avoided: 4,879thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,947thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,260thMost Patriotic: 6,125thMost Influential: 6,565thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,715thLargest Mining Sector: 6,852ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,905thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,552ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,786thMost Authoritarian: 9,518thMost Conservative: 10,004thLargest Black Market: 10,207thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,481stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,357thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,468thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,528thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,209thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,622nd
Nudest: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Extreme: 35th in the region

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