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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 968thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,496thLargest Mining Sector: 1,875th
The Greater Holy Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Lets go to africa and find love in the jungle
Bill
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Soap tips

Population5.638 billion

Capitalyes
LeaderBill
FaithI'm a princessism

Currencysoap
Animalbill wurtz

The Greater Holy Federation of Soap tips is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bill with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.638 billion Soap tipsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of yes. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Soap tipsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion soaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,117 soaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soap tips's national animal is the bill wurtz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is I'm a princessism.

Soap tips is ranked 85,757th in the world and 50th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,123.09 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 968thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,496thLargest Mining Sector: 1,875thMost Secular: 2,595thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,763rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,114thMost Patriotic: 3,225thLargest Black Market: 3,519thMost Avoided: 3,714thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,933rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,277thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,155thMost Authoritarian: 7,444thHighest Average Incomes: 8,400thMost Conservative: 8,625thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,703rdNudest: 11,652ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,731stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,815thLargest Governments: 14,343rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,927thLowest Crime Rates: 15,056thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,221stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,145thHighest Economic Output: 22,688thLargest Retail Industry: 24,094thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,379thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,399th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Soap tips was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Soap tips's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Soap tips was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, the Top 5% for Largest Governments and Most Valuable International Artwork, and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Soap tips, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Soap tips, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in Soap tips, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Soap tips, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales.
  • : Following new legislation in Soap tips, the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation.
  • : Soap tips lodged a message on the The Free Nations Region Regional Message Board.
  • : Soap tips's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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