The Holy Republic of Soap tips is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bill with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.395 billion Soap tipsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of yes. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The strong Soap tipsian economy, worth 142 trillion soaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,385 soaps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,058 per year while the poor average 28,751, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soap tips's national animal is the bill wurtz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is I'm a princessism.

Soap tips is ranked 5,260^th in the world and 12^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 13,467.91 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.