The Free Land of Snowlun is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Zarnicus with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.921 billion Snowlunians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zylun. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Snowlunian economy, worth 176 trillion Lun Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,556 Lun Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, edutainment video games are taking Snowlun's students to the next level, and Catholicism has been named as Snowlun's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snowlun's national animal is the Snowlun Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Snowlun is ranked 34,846^th in the world and 122^nd in The Free Nations Region for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.39 bananas ingested per day.