by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 969th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,226th Most Inclusive: 3,250th
The United Snowcialist States of
Democratic Socialists
A noble spirit embiggens the smol birb
Snow Crash
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Snow Bird-Worldism Crash

Population4.323 billion

CapitalJalapeņo and Pineapple Pizza
LeaderSnow Crash

Animalspace cat

The United Snowcialist States of Snow Bird-Worldism Crash is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Snow Crash with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate population of 4.323 billion Snow Birds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jalapeņo and Pineapple Pizza. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Snow Bird-Worldism Crashian economy, worth 497 trillion paw-paws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,106 paw-paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jalapeņo and Pineapple Pizza spends billions upgrading public transport, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Snow Bird-Worldism Crash's national animal is the space cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Snow Bird-Worldism Crash is ranked 6,525th in the world and 1st in FishCenter Live for Most Cultured, scoring 136 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 969thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,226thMost Inclusive: 3,250thNicest Citizens: 3,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,953rdLargest Black Market: 4,328thMost Pacifist: 4,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,387thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,034thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,432ndMost Cultured: 6,525thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,773rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,933rdBest Weather: 7,615thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,887thMost Developed: 8,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,042ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,454thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,825thSmartest Citizens: 9,056thHealthiest Citizens: 9,737thMost Income Equality: 11,706thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,996thMost Secular: 14,494thLowest Crime Rates: 16,770th

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