by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,240thLargest Black Market: 2,871stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,263rd
The United Snowcialist States of
Democratic Socialists
A noble spirit embiggens the smol birb
Snow Crash
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Snow Bird-Worldism Crash

Population6.631 billion

CapitalJalapeņo and Pineapple Pizza
LeaderSnow Crash

Animalspace cat

The United Snowcialist States of Snow Bird-Worldism Crash is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Snow Crash with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.631 billion Snow Birds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jalapeņo and Pineapple Pizza. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Snow Bird-Worldism Crashian economy, worth 872 trillion paw-paws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,609 paw-paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Snow Birds, the horniness of the great-horned space cat is considered a national priority, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Snow Bird-Worldism Crash's national animal is the space cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Snow Bird-Worldism Crash is ranked 13,981st in the world and 1st in FishCenter Live for Most Secular, with 73.2 Atheism Rate.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,240thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,871stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,263rdMost Inclusive: 3,342ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,345thNicest Citizens: 3,732ndMost Pacifist: 3,786thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,398thMost Cultured: 6,109thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,260thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,292ndBest Weather: 6,326thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,604thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,688thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,838thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,209thSmartest Citizens: 8,263rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,311thTop
Most Developed: 8,661stHealthiest Citizens: 9,027thMost Income Equality: 11,617thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,788thMost Secular: 13,981stLowest Crime Rates: 16,045th

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