by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,004th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,211th Most Inclusive: 3,232nd
The United Snowcialist States of
Democratic Socialists
A noble spirit embiggens the smol birb
Snow Crash
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Snow Bird-Worldism Crash

Population4.721 billion

CapitalJalapeņo and Pineapple Pizza
LeaderSnow Crash

Animalspace cat

The United Snowcialist States of Snow Bird-Worldism Crash is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Snow Crash with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.721 billion Snow Birds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jalapeņo and Pineapple Pizza. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Snow Bird-Worldism Crashian economy, worth 543 trillion paw-paws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,035 paw-paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jalapeņo and Pineapple Pizza spends billions upgrading public transport, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Snow Bird-Worldism Crash's national animal is the space cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Snow Bird-Worldism Crash is ranked 98,216th in the world and 1st in FishCenter Live for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 653.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,004thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,211thMost Inclusive: 3,232ndNicest Citizens: 3,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,656thLargest Black Market: 4,170thMost Pacifist: 4,454thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,351stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,287thMost Cultured: 6,374thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,735thBest Weather: 7,320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,818thMost Developed: 7,877thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,384thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,488thSmartest Citizens: 8,817thHealthiest Citizens: 9,540thMost Income Equality: 10,916thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,411thMost Secular: 14,262ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,181st

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