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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,057th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,257th Most Inclusive: 3,294th
The United Snowcialist States of
Democratic Socialists
A noble spirit embiggens the smol birb
Snow Crash
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Snow Bird-Worldism Crash

Population5.252 billion

CapitalJalapeņo and Pineapple Pizza
LeaderSnow Crash

Currencypaw-paw
Animalspace cat

The United Snowcialist States of Snow Bird-Worldism Crash is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Snow Crash with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.252 billion Snow Birds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jalapeņo and Pineapple Pizza. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Snow Bird-Worldism Crashian economy, worth 609 trillion paw-paws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,072 paw-paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Snow Birds, the horniness of the great-horned space cat is considered a national priority, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Snow Bird-Worldism Crash's national animal is the space cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Snow Bird-Worldism Crash is ranked 8,647th in the world and 1st in FishCenter Live for Smartest Citizens, with 93.99 Quips Per Hour.

Top
1%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,057thTop
5%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,257thMost Inclusive: 3,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,457thNicest Citizens: 3,650thLargest Black Market: 4,150thMost Pacifist: 4,523rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,432ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,660thMost Cultured: 6,351stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,573rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,581stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,610thBest Weather: 6,911thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,255thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,600thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,197thMost Developed: 8,241stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,532ndSmartest Citizens: 8,647thTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 9,165thMost Income Equality: 10,865thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,419thMost Secular: 14,382ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,683rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Snow Bird-Worldism Crash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Snow Bird-Worldism Crash, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Snow Bird-Worldism Crash, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Snow Bird-Worldism Crash, the horniness of the great-horned space cat is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Snow Bird-Worldism Crash, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Snow Birds.
  • : Snow Bird-Worldism Crash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Snow Bird-Worldism Crash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Snow Bird-Worldism Crash was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Snow Bird-Worldism Crash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Snow Bird-Worldism Crash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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