The Two Moves of Snotknocker is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bill Braskey the Wise with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.592 billion Snotknockerians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albumblatt. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snotknockerian economy, worth an astonishing 13,011 trillion titleists a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 298,472 titleists, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,423,277 per year while the poor average 8,117, a ratio of 298 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Snotknocker's national animal is the Kurori Kyattsu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Snotknocker is ranked 293,750^th in the world and 11,091^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.12 law-abiding acts per hour.