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Most Scientifically Advanced: 40thMost Cultured: 43rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 97th
The Perfidious Theocracy of
Left-Leaning College State
We are always pretty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population19.131 billion

LeaderBarbara the Barbarian


The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 19.131 billion Snorlaxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth a remarkable 9,940 trillion Felonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 519,615 Felonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is sonichuism.

Snorlaxia is ranked 256th in the world and 6th in Capitalist Paradise for Fattest Citizens, with 89.99 Obesity Rate.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 40thMost Cultured: 43rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 97thMost Rebellious Youth: 133rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 139thMost Efficient Economies: 148thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 160thMost Devout: 173rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 216thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 240thRudest Citizens: 241stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 242ndFattest Citizens: 256thHighest Average Incomes: 269thMost Cheerful Citizens: 270thHighest Poor Incomes: 304thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 319thSmartest Citizens: 340thLargest Retail Industry: 340thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 467thHighest Economic Output: 496thMost Avoided: 611thMost Armed: 635thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 801stMost Inclusive: 880thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 988thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,001stMost Influential: 1,240thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,302ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,484thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,835thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,089thLargest Mining Sector: 2,362ndTop
Largest Governments: 2,495thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,807thMost Stationary: 2,890thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,919thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,831stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,794thLargest Populations: 8,599thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,724thHighest Drug Use: 17,888thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,006th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the region

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