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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 154th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 286th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 448th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All hail God-Emperor Snudgskooge
God-Emperor Snudgskooge
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.196 billion

CapitalSnudgskooge's palace
LeaderGod-Emperor Snudgskooge


The Holy Empire of Snoodum is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor Snudgskooge with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.196 billion Snoodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snudgskooge's palace. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Snoodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion Flebs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 276,010 Flebs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, there is something rotten in the state of Snoodum, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snoodum's national animal is the Flea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Snoodism.

Snoodum is ranked 13,043rd in the world and 687th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.58 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 286thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 448thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 703rdMost Influential: 735thLargest Black Market: 743rdMost Corrupt Governments: 779thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 907thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,115thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,347thLargest Governments: 1,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,594thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,695thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,870thHighest Average Incomes: 1,952ndNudest: 2,193rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,347thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,789thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,253rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,418thBest Weather: 4,859thMost Efficient Economies: 5,612thSmartest Citizens: 6,028thHighest Economic Output: 6,549thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,868thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,004thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,242ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,147thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,954thHealthiest Citizens: 13,043rdMost Developed: 14,363rdMost Secular: 15,482nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionNudest: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 171st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 183rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 251st in the regionMost Influential: 252nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 273rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 307th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 349th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 386th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 400th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 536th in the regionLargest Populations: 538th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 687th in the regionMost Developed: 779th in the regionMost Secular: 811th in the region

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