The Republic of Snjor is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.59 billion Snjorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of River City. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Snjorian economy, worth 135 trillion smols a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,412 smols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snjorian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snjor's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Snjor is ranked 230,411^th in the world and 357^th in Forest for Most Armed, with 0.16 Weapons Per Person.