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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,367thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,860thFattest Citizens: 6,912th
The Jingoistic States of
Capitalist Paradise
Si vis pacem para bellum
Dr Octagonapus
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Sniydan

Population13.063 billion

CapitalBorp City
LeaderDr Octagonapus

CurrencyWownero
AnimalSlime

The Jingoistic States of Sniydan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dr Octagonapus with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.063 billion Sniydanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borp City. The average income tax rate is 43.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sniydanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,036 trillion Wowneroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,886 Wowneroes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The people's love for Dr Octagonapus is little more than self-preservation, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Sniydanian roads. Crime is totally unknown. Sniydan's national animal is the Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sniydan is ranked 28,153rd in the world and 1st in The Confederation of Memes for Most Patriotic, with 28.88 flags saluted per person per day.

Top
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,367thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,860thFattest Citizens: 6,912thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,529thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,138thHighest Economic Output: 9,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,145thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,424thMost Stationary: 11,479thLargest Retail Industry: 12,150thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,661stTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 13,851stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,366thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,525thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,963rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,865thLargest Black Market: 18,537thMost Efficient Economies: 18,698thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,129thMost Developed: 20,713thSmartest Citizens: 21,031stMost Influential: 21,451stMost Cultured: 22,471stLargest Gambling Industry: 23,176thLargest Governments: 23,833rdLargest Populations: 23,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,036thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,895thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,800th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sniydan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Sniydan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Sniydan, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Sniydanian roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Sniydan, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Sniydan, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Sniydan, the people's love for Dr Octagonapus is little more than self-preservation.
  • : Following new legislation in Sniydan, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Sniydan, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Sniydan, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Sniydan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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