The Jingoistic States of Sniydan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dr Octagonapus with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.063 billion Sniydanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borp City. The average income tax rate is 43.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sniydanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,036 trillion Wowneroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,886 Wowneroes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The people's love for Dr Octagonapus is little more than self-preservation, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Sniydanian roads. Crime is totally unknown. Sniydan's national animal is the Slime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sniydan is ranked 28,153^rd in the world and 1^st in The Confederation of Memes for Most Patriotic, with 28.88 flags saluted per person per day.