The Defensive Pacifist Nation of Sneaky Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Julian Kimsey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.238 billion Sneaky Bastardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinona City. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sneaky Bastardsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,821 trillion yen a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 90,326 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads Space Sector RPRA in per capita stalking, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, discarded pennies litter the streets, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sneaky Bastards's national animal is the hot springs turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is no major religion.

Sneaky Bastards is ranked 529^th in the world and 1^st in Space Sector RPRA for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.