The Defensive Pacifist Nation of Sneaky Bastards is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Julian Kimsey with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.121 billion Sneaky Bastardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Environment, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinona City. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sneaky Bastardsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,303 trillion yen a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,463 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads Space Sector RPRA in per capita stalking, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, discarded pennies litter the streets, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sneaky Bastards's national animal is the hot springs turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is no major religion.

Sneaky Bastards is ranked 3,755^th in the world and 4^th in Space Sector RPRA for Most Developed, scoring 93.75 on the Human Development Index.