The Defensive Pacifist Nation of Sneaky Bastards is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julian Kimsey with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.174 billion Sneaky Bastardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Environment, although Welfare, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinona City. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sneaky Bastardsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,629 trillion yen a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,644 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Space Sector RPRA in per capita stalking, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, discarded pennies litter the streets, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sneaky Bastards's national animal is the hot springs turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is no major religion.

Sneaky Bastards is ranked 20,731^st in the world and 2^nd in Space Sector RPRA for Most Politically Free, scoring 83.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.