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Most Authoritarian: 5,165thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,885thMost Conservative: 13,019th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Jürjo Levandi
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Smoyan

Population2.798 billion

CapitalAfrusrora
LeaderJürjo Levandi
FaithCult of personality

CurrencyFrancoa
Animalswanki

The Republic of Smoyan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jürjo Levandi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.798 billion Smoyanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Afrusrora. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Smoyanian economy, worth 69.8 trillion Francoas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 24,959 Francoas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Smoyan are blocked up with orders for new public loos, calling dibs is an unalienable right, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smoyan's national animal is the swanki, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of personality.

Smoyan is ranked 20,927th in the world and 46th in Oneid for Most Extreme, scoring 39.16 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,165thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,885thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,019thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,976thMost Extreme: 20,927thNicest Citizens: 21,221stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,024thMost Devout: 23,158th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smoyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Smoyan changed its national capital to "Afrusrora" and its leader to "Jürjo Levandi".
  • : Following new legislation in Smoyan, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoyan, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoyan, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoyan, builders across Smoyan are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoyan, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Jürjo Levandi's portrait.
  • : Smoyan changed its national capital to "Capital City", its faith to "Cult of personality", and its leader to "Leader".
  • : Smoyan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoyan, Jürjo Levandi has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.

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