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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,876thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,413thMost Pacifist: 8,205th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
If its not a smoothie its not magic
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Smoothie Magic

Population567 million

CurrencyMagic
AnimalSmoothie

The Free Land of Smoothie Magic is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 567 million Smoothie Magicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Smoothie Magician economy, worth 39.3 trillion Magics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 69,292 Magics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Smoothie Magic's national animal is the Smoothie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smoothie Magic is ranked 170,616th in the world and 234th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 49.36 Whatever.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,876thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,413thMost Pacifist: 8,205thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,645thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,602ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,663rdSafest: 12,984thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,058thNicest Citizens: 13,451stMost Influential: 16,761stMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,535thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,885thMost Income Equality: 19,366thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,850thMost Secular: 21,055thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,245th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smoothie Magic was endorsed by The United People's Republics of Podria.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoothie Magic, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Smoothie Magic voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Smoothie Magic, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoothie Magic, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoothie Magic, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoothie Magic, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoothie Magic, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Smoothie Magic, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Smoothie Magic endorsed The Red Union of New Samon.

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