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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,237th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5,245th Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,758th
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Population1.624 billion

LeaderPresident Constance Nark


The Snarkocratic Republic of Smolcasm is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Constance Nark with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.624 billion Smolcasmites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satiropolis. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Smolcastic economy, worth 151 trillion Smollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,509 Smollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, Smolcastic tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, President Constance Nark can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Smolcasm's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is parody.

Smolcasm is ranked 23,352nd in the world and 18th in The LCRUA for Most Developed, scoring 72.6 on the Human Development Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,237thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,245thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,758thNicest Citizens: 6,166thNudest: 6,414thBest Weather: 7,122ndMost Inclusive: 7,590thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,592ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,353rdMost Influential: 10,805thMost Politically Free: 10,863rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,420thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,810thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,503rdMost Secular: 12,624thHighest Drug Use: 13,649thSmartest Citizens: 14,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,409thMost Cultured: 15,052ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,316thRudest Citizens: 15,722nd
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the region

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