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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117thNicest Citizens: 143rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 148th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Motto
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Smilin

Population6.148 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Smilin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 6.148 billion Smilinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Smilinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,605 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,108 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Patriots insist that size does matter, cigarettes are dead-cheap, the well-to-do in Vickenian experiment incubator are never on time for important appointments, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smilin's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Smilin is ranked 297,024th in the world and 50th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Avoided, scoring 0.39 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117thNicest Citizens: 143rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 148thMost Compassionate Citizens: 199thMost Subsidized Industry: 354thMost Efficient Economies: 378thMost Pacifist: 466thLargest Welfare Programs: 546thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 709thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 981stMost Inclusive: 1,335thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,356thMost Cultured: 1,403rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,450thLowest Crime Rates: 1,582ndLargest Governments: 1,707thHighest Food Quality: 1,721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,725thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,732ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,830thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,018thLargest Retail Industry: 2,061stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,314thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,009thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,081stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,284thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,489thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,387thHighest Average Incomes: 4,507thMost Primitive: 4,821stLargest Mining Sector: 5,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,154thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,254thMost Secular: 9,751stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,645thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,993rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,357thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,244thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,375thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,644thMost Developed: 22,391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,553rd
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Smilin, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Smilin, the well-to-do in Vickenian experiment incubator are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Smilin, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Smilin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Smilin, patriots insist that size does matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Smilin, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps.
  • : Following new legislation in Smilin, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Smilin, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Leader".
  • : Following new legislation in Smilin, recognizing the Smilinian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Smilin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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