The Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Danielle with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.018 billion Smilers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avengers Tower. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth a remarkable 7,031 trillion pikas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 226,704 pikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Danielle have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, some Smiley athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, the Smiley Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Danielle performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a tie.

Smiley Bob is ranked 32,442^nd in the world and 2^nd in Hollow Point for Most Politically Free, scoring 83.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.