The Zombie Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Danielle with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.815 billion Smilers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avengers Tower. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth a remarkable 5,367 trillion pikas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,964 pikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, political detractors refer to Danielle as 'that Bigtopian puppet', and the government funds large training centres to turn dragons into functioning members of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a tie.

Smiley Bob is ranked 52,111^th in the world and 2^nd in Hollow Point for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.41 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.