The Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Danielle with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.616 billion Smilers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avengers Tower. The average income tax rate is 7.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth a remarkable 2,847 trillion pikas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,162 pikas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Smiley athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smiley Bob is ranked 26^th in the world and 1^st in Hollow Point for Healthiest Citizens, with 67.11 Bananas Ingested Per Day.