by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 640thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,161stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,498th
The United States of
Right-wing Utopia
Привет товарищ
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population449 million

CapitalThe Center Of

AnimalBlack Bear

The United States of Smesh is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 449 million Smeshians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center Of. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Smeshian economy, worth 58.4 trillion 9mms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 130,109 9mms, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 689,726 per year while the poor average 12,989, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, and hunters often become the hunted. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smesh's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Smesh is ranked 18,776th in the world and 880th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 130,109.76 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 640thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,161stTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,498thHighest Crime Rates: 2,556thMost Influential: 2,914thMost Avoided: 3,532ndRudest Citizens: 3,551stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,741stFattest Citizens: 4,052ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,096thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,127thLargest Mining Sector: 5,100thMost Armed: 5,921stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,724thLargest Retail Industry: 6,880thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,054thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,565thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,586thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,425thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,212thMost Pro-Market: 16,315thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,589thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,669thHighest Average Incomes: 18,776th
Largest Gambling Industry: 38th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 69th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 111th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 120th in the regionFattest Citizens: 140th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 159th in the regionRudest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Armed: 214th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 284th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 286th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 309th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 337th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 341st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 370th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 418th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 497th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 780th in the regionMost Influential: 813th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 880th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 885th in the region

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