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The United States of Smesh is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 449 million Smeshians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center Of. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Smeshian economy, worth 58.4 trillion 9mms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 130,109 9mms, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 689,726 per year while the poor average 12,989, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.
Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, and hunters often become the hunted. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smesh's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, hunters often become the hunted.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Smesh voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
- : Smesh voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
- : Smesh endorsed The Free Land of Runeda.
- : Smesh endorsed The Armed Republic of Draconian Progression.
- : Smesh was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Draconian Progression.
- : Smesh was endorsed by The Free Land of Runeda.
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