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Most Patriotic: 164thLowest Crime Rates: 224thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 241st
The Most Serene Holy Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Click to learn. Click to obey. Click to fire.
Leader
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Smart Cookie Bookies

Population9.944 billion

CapitalIndex Librorum Academia City

Currencygift card
Animalwaifu

The Most Serene Holy Queendom of Smart Cookie Bookies is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.944 billion Smart Cookies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Index Librorum Academia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smart Cookie Bookiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,378 trillion gift cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 440,335 gift cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', bad punctuation has come to a full stop, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smart Cookie Bookies's national animal is the waifu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Smart Cookie Bookies is ranked 283,036th in the world and 12,048th in Osiris for Most Pro-Market, scoring -85.22 on the Rand Index.

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Most Patriotic: 164thLowest Crime Rates: 224thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 241stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 377thHighest Poor Incomes: 448thMost Corrupt Governments: 453rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 474thMost Armed: 629thLargest Governments: 634thHighest Average Incomes: 745thMost Secular: 751stHighest Average Tax Rates: 894thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,250thMost Developed: 1,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,369thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,412thSmartest Citizens: 1,559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,746thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,786thHealthiest Citizens: 2,300thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,347thLargest Mining Sector: 2,471stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,692ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,751stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,986thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,043rdLargest Black Market: 3,295thHighest Economic Output: 4,090thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,603rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,530thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,608thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,377thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,676thMost Authoritarian: 11,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,643rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,143rdLargest Welfare Programs: 26,815thMost Conservative: 28,333rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,515th
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Most Patriotic: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 97th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 128th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 161st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 203rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 213th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 236th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 371st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 382nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 396th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 423rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 445th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 507th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 606th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 895th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,136th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smart Cookie Bookies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Smart Cookie Bookies, young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Smart Cookie Bookies, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Information Technology Sector, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Lowest Crime Rates.

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