The Sultanate of Small Potato is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Senora Cow with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.051 billion Small Potatoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girona. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Small Potatoan economy, worth 344 trillion rials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 56,869 rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Small Potato's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Small Potato is ranked 247,167^th in the world and 208^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.