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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,813thMost Influential: 4,221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,246th
The Sultanate of
Democratic Socialists
Salut i força al canut!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Small Potato

Population6.051 billion

LeaderSenora Cow


The Sultanate of Small Potato is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Senora Cow with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.051 billion Small Potatoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girona. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Small Potatoan economy, worth 344 trillion rials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 56,869 rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Small Potato's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Small Potato is ranked 247,167th in the world and 208th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,813thMost Influential: 4,221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,246thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,830thSafest: 7,088thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,342ndMost Pacifist: 8,375thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,035thBest Weather: 9,150thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,682ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,495thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,574thMost Cultured: 14,406thHighest Food Quality: 14,817thMost Inclusive: 15,490thMost Income Equality: 15,914thHealthiest Citizens: 16,177thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,161stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,057thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,308th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the region

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