The Sultanate of Small Potato is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Senora Cow with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.902 billion Small Potatoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girona. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Small Potatoan economy, worth 78.2 trillion rials a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,106 rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the Small Potatoan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Small Potato's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Small Potato is ranked 162,763^rd in the world and 119^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Fattest Citizens, with 8.71 Obesity Rate.