The Sultanate of Small Potato is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Senora Cow with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.74 billion Small Potatoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girona. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Small Potatoan economy, worth 188 trillion rials a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,462 rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small Potato successfully hosted the Democratic Socialist Assembly Olympics, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, artists are pillars of society, and the Small Potato Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Small Potato's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Small Potato is ranked 223,645^th in the world and 162^nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.