The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.763 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,550 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Sly's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Principality of Northern Bukovina.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Rogue Military KPop State of Tabaranza.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Mister Perfect Empire of Celannica.
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The United Socialist States of PeoplesRepublicOfTrukya.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The United Socialist States of PeoplesRepublicOfTrukya.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Minister of Immigration of Wonder Woman I.
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Dictatorship of The Military Order of the Fuhrer Islands.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Kute Koalas of Sanjurika.
Endorsements Received: 71 » Todd McCloud, Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Amselheim, Mundiferrum, Molzavar, Freedom Fascists, Lyontisia, Bachtendekuppen, Brotherland, EMS Conglomerate, Newpromisedland, Kangarawa, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Roissyland, New Leganes, Eagas, Survivoristan, Surfidonia, Propwash, Oceanic Peoples, Axdel, The Empire of Rijelv, Aelitia, Kambia, Roliganistan, Centurionis, Fabulous Regime of Sugar, Grand Rheinland, Dremaur, Hobbesistan, Narwhalitz, Envisa, Labor Union Nurture, Mexregiona, Rolegodt, Queen Yuno, Ur-Quan Battle Thralls, Ephem, The United Peoples of Liber, Broetopia, Voykovie, Marilyn Manson, The Romanum Legio, Third Era Free Unity, StarWarp, Britain that did not leave the EU, Trenolia, Soviet Confederation of America, Orare, and 21 others.Alsavat, Carthaginium, Davinhia, Omnistria, Ciggie Smallistan, Slui, Knightsoftime, Marrabuk, Universal States of North America, The Norion, Zukchiva, New Artsland, Tyrosalem, Northern Relms, Elfine, Veriitas, The Military Order of the Fuhrer Islands, PeoplesRepublicOfTrukya, Celannica, Tabaranza, and Northern Bukovina.