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Safest: 95th Most Pacifist: 121st Lowest Crime Rates: 192nd
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 19.679 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,417 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, the election for Sly's office's janitor is heating up, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, and contestants on Slys Paws's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 1,144th in the world and 32nd in The East Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 100.87 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Safest: 95thMost Pacifist: 121stLowest Crime Rates: 192ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 202ndMost Beautiful Environments: 298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 312thBest Weather: 384thLongest Average Lifespans: 396thHealthiest Citizens: 401stLargest Governments: 437thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 876thMost Cultured: 1,035thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,060thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,144thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,289thSmartest Citizens: 1,326thNicest Citizens: 1,496thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,727thMost Influential: 2,047thMost Secular: 2,088thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,270thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,901stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,379thHighest Economic Output: 3,711thLargest Populations: 3,835thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,744thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,748thMost Inclusive: 5,420thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,973rdMost Stationary: 7,556thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,967thNudest: 13,847th
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Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 68th in the regionMost Secular: 74th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 146th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 201st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 234th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 358th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 386th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 501st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 527th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slys Paws was endorsed by The United States of Mexregiona.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, contestants on Slys Paws's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the election for Sly's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Slys Pawsians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Slys Paws was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Slys Paws endorsed The Democratic Federation of Labor Union Nurture.
  • : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Democratic Federation of Labor Union Nurture.
  • : Slys Paws was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Least Corrupt Governments.

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