Safest: 102nd Most Pacifist: 109th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 168th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.588 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,092 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,574 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The number of judges has tripled in recent months, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Slys Paws City's playgrounds, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 160,944th in the world and 7,324th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -45.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Safest: 102ndMost Pacifist: 109thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 168thLowest Crime Rates: 182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 316thLongest Average Lifespans: 319thBest Weather: 329thHealthiest Citizens: 355thLargest Governments: 441stMost Cultured: 935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 990thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,017thSmartest Citizens: 1,127thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,303rdNicest Citizens: 1,341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,450thMost Secular: 1,563rdTop
Most Influential: 1,897thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,961stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,879thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,981stHighest Economic Output: 3,818thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,873rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,088thLargest Populations: 4,298thMost Inclusive: 4,852ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,423rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,548thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,941stMost Stationary: 9,038th
Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 56th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionMost Secular: 62nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 133rd in the regionMost Stationary: 169th in the regionMost Inclusive: 175th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 246th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 282nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 476th in the regionMost Developed: 579th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 614th in the regionNudest: 628th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 640th in the region

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