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Safest: 133rd Most Pacifist: 156th Lowest Crime Rates: 234th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Slys Paws

Population23.72 billion

LeaderSly

Currencychampy
Animalfox

The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.72 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,335 trillion champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,458 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Posters on 'Slys Pawsian Values' advise against being proud of Slys Paws, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, a third of Slys Pawsians are e-certified CEOs, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 169,428th in the world and 6,326th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -1549.49 on the Hayek Index.

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Safest: 133rdMost Pacifist: 156thLowest Crime Rates: 234thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 286thMost Beautiful Environments: 374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 376thBest Weather: 455thHealthiest Citizens: 493rdLargest Governments: 513thLongest Average Lifespans: 554thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,067thMost Cultured: 1,095thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,471stSmartest Citizens: 1,522ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,528thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,546thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,712thNicest Citizens: 1,773rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,844thMost Influential: 1,971stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,557thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,147thLargest Populations: 3,393rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,081stHighest Economic Output: 4,841stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,259thMost Inclusive: 5,493rdMost Stationary: 5,510thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,560thMost Secular: 6,273rdTop
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Nudest: 12,171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,616th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 118th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 141st in the regionMost Inclusive: 171st in the regionMost Secular: 193rd in the regionNudest: 239th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 430th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 601st in the region

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