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Safest: 113th Most Pacifist: 138th Lowest Crime Rates: 218th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Slys Paws

Population20.763 billion



The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.763 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,550 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sly's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 1,292nd in the world and 36th in The East Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 100.67 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Safest: 113thMost Pacifist: 138thLowest Crime Rates: 218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229thMost Beautiful Environments: 321stHighest Average Tax Rates: 326thBest Weather: 416thHealthiest Citizens: 455thLargest Governments: 458thLongest Average Lifespans: 465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,089thMost Cultured: 1,106thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,220thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,282ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,292ndSmartest Citizens: 1,474thNicest Citizens: 1,636thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,794thMost Influential: 1,974thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,087thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,196thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,463rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,477thLargest Populations: 3,643rdHighest Economic Output: 4,037thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,431stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,143rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,217thMost Inclusive: 5,767thMost Secular: 6,059thMost Stationary: 6,965thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,064thTop
Nudest: 12,484th
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 119th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionMost Stationary: 132nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionMost Inclusive: 187th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Secular: 213th in the regionNudest: 292nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 474th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 548th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 624th in the regionMost Developed: 628th in the region

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