The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.588 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,092 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,574 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The number of judges has tripled in recent months, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Slys Paws City's playgrounds, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Federation of Kambia.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lenkonia.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Freed Animals.
- : Slys Paws was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Reich of Waldangelbach.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Federal Republic of United City States of Oceania.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The United Socialist States of Jimbuqtwo.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Reich of Waldangelbach.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Federal Republic of United City States of Oceania.
Endorsements Received: 55 » Todd McCloud, Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Amselheim, Mundiferrum, Molzavar, Dracconis, Freedom Fascists, The Romanum Legio, Lyontisia, Bachtendekuppen, Picos, Brotherland, Blobbo, EMS Conglomerate, Kingdom of Favus, Newpromisedland, Kangarawa, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Roissyland, New Leganes, Bhattacharyaland, Moderate Utopia, Ktox, Eagas, Ponyo, Survivoristan, Aenglaland, Maris Salis, Surfidonia, Ethalria, Propwash, Aphoenica, Corbynicopia, Oceanic Peoples, Staynes, Axdel, Tripartite State, The Empire of Rijelv, Eruopia, Dudmun, The Grackle Cartel, Lin Manuel Miranda, Tenaltel, Sernakla, East Malaysia, Lovratia, Nantinland, The Atlae Isles, Jimbuqtwo, and 5 others.Aelitia, Waldangelbach, Freed Animals, Lenkonia, and Kambia.