by Max Barry

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Safest: 101st Most Pacifist: 113th Lowest Crime Rates: 184th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 19.126 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,158 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,842 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 176,508th in the world and 7,804th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 3.43 Prayers Per Hour.

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Safest: 101stMost Pacifist: 113thLowest Crime Rates: 184thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185thMost Beautiful Environments: 279thHighest Average Tax Rates: 318thLongest Average Lifespans: 361stBest Weather: 367thHealthiest Citizens: 376thLargest Governments: 441stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 961stMost Cultured: 986thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,084thSmartest Citizens: 1,243rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,301stNicest Citizens: 1,401stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,728thTop
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Most Influential: 1,877thMost Secular: 1,916thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,916thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,721stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,025thHighest Economic Output: 3,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,844thLargest Populations: 4,114thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,518thMost Inclusive: 5,122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,290thMost Stationary: 8,138thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,218thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 9,136th
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Safest: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 70th in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 77th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 141st in the regionMost Stationary: 153rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 189th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 242nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 435th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 551st in the regionMost Developed: 585th in the regionNudest: 601st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 624th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Endorse pls of Hobbesistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Slys Paws endorsed The Endorse pls of Hobbesistan.
  • : Slys Paws withdrew its endorsement from The Nuclear Emergency Command of Aelitia.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, Slys Pawsians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.
  • : Slys Paws was endorsed by The DO NOT ENDORSE of Dremaur.

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