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Safest: 183rdLowest Crime Rates: 359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 480th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
What could pawssibly go wrong?
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Slys Paws

Population34.22 billion

LeaderSly

CurrencyChampy
AnimalFox

The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 34.22 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,191 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,276 Champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, on-duty Air Slys Paws flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Slys Paws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 359th in the world and 8th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 213.12 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Safest: 183rdLowest Crime Rates: 359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 480thMost Pacifist: 586thHighest Average Tax Rates: 606thMost Beautiful Environments: 629thBest Weather: 793rdHealthiest Citizens: 907thLargest Governments: 942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,067thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,218thMost Cultured: 1,663rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,719thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,124thHighest Food Quality: 2,143rdSmartest Citizens: 2,165thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,197thMost Influential: 2,692ndLargest Populations: 2,820thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,849thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,942ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,948thNicest Citizens: 3,009thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,669thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,188thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,582ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,634thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,847thHighest Economic Output: 6,624thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,350thMost Secular: 8,003rdMost Inclusive: 8,255thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,497thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,001st
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Safest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 54th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 62nd in the regionMost Stationary: 73rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 79th in the regionNicest Citizens: 81st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 131st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 141st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 176th in the regionMost Secular: 186th in the regionMost Inclusive: 215th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 366th in the regionMost Income Equality: 376th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 414th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 415th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 521st in the region

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