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Most Primitive: 609thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,379thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,022nd
The Eternal Riders of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We will make the world flat under our feet.
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Slutsk Horde

Population1.436 billion

CapitalSlutsk
LeaderBahdan Wiaczasławawicz Słucki
Faiththe Slutsk Iconoclast Church

Currencyruble
Animalhorse

The Eternal Riders of Slutsk Horde is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bahdan Wiaczasławawicz Słucki with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.436 billion Slutskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slutsk. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.

The powerhouse Slutskian economy, worth 91.7 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,865 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, the crispy fried liver of a horse is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, some Slutskians have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula", and the term "Native Slutskian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slutsk Horde's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Slutsk Iconoclast Church.

Slutsk Horde is ranked 186,043rd in the world and 6th in The Grand Dominion for Longest Average Lifespans, with 63.46 Years.

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Most Primitive: 609thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,379thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,022ndTop
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Most Devout: 7,418thFattest Citizens: 8,281stMost Avoided: 9,606thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,875thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,717thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,920thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,709th

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