by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 7,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,979thLargest Retail Industry: 12,133rd
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Strength Through Endurance
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.175 billion

LeaderAngus Niege

CurrencySlowetian Dollar
AnimalPolar Bear

The Commonwealth of Slowetia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Angus Niege with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.175 billion Slowetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slowetian economy, worth 284 trillion Slowetian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 89,651 Slowetian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slowetia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slowetia is ranked 193,945th in the world and 258th in Wintreath for Most Armed, with 0.22 Weapons Per Person.

Most Influential: 7,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,979thLargest Retail Industry: 12,133rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,076thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,711thMost Secular: 24,420th
Largest Retail Industry: 31st in the region

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