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Most Secular: 1,031stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,668thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,929th
The Technocratic State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Pravda, veda, pokrok!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sloviensko

Population6.376 billion

CapitalRislava
LeaderRislav Korvín
FaithCathar

Currencycrown
Animalmarmot

The Technocratic State of Sloviensko is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rislav Korvín with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.376 billion Slovieni are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rislava. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slovien economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 206,401 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed marmots have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, war vets look after war animals, and sex changes are routinely performed at Sloviensko's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sloviensko's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cathar.

Sloviensko is ranked 246,583rd in the world and 334th in The Free Nations Region for Least Corrupt Governments, with 55.4 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Secular: 1,031stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,668thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,929thLowest Crime Rates: 2,974thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,230thMost Developed: 3,329thLargest Governments: 3,923rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,084thSmartest Citizens: 4,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,384thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,733rdSafest: 5,760thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,997thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,215thHighest Average Incomes: 6,839thMost Cultured: 7,172ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,279thHealthiest Citizens: 7,289thMost Patriotic: 7,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,885thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,266thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,011thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,114thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,577thHighest Food Quality: 10,861stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,560thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,197thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,550thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,755thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,238thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,407thHighest Economic Output: 15,611thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,977thMost Income Equality: 23,754thMost Inclusive: 23,968thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,038th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sloviensko, sex changes are routinely performed at Sloviensko's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloviensko, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloviensko, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloviensko, populations of two-headed marmots have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloviensko, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloviensko, foreign musicians that Rislav Korvín dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloviensko, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloviensko, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloviensko, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Sloviensko, the government funds large training centres to turn marmots into functioning members of society.

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