The Kingdom of Slovaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Romulus II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.107 billion Slovarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olrich. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Slovarian economy, worth 167 trillion Slovarian Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,481 Slovarian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", and shopping comes bagged and tagged. Crime is almost non-existent. Slovaria's national animal is the Porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slovaria is ranked 196,154^th in the world and 165^th in New Western Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.