The Federal Republic of Slovak communes is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 237 million Slovaks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.6%.

The strong Slovak communesian economy, worth 14.6 trillion Slovak crowns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,564 Slovak crowns, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slovak communes's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slovak communes is ranked 4,691^st in the world and 39^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 11,962.27 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.