The Empire of Slovak-Magyar Poland is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.531 billion Slovak-Magyar Polandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.3%.

The powerhouse Slovak-Magyar Polandian economy, worth 584 trillion Forints a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 68,503 Forints, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Museum employees look down on short people, nobody likes bad boys any more, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname, and this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slovak-Magyar Poland's national animal is the Skink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slovak-Magyar Poland is ranked 168,885^th in the world and 343^rd in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.4 law-abiding acts per hour.