The United Socialist States of Slorakia is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 56 million Slorakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Slorakian economy, worth 1.29 trillion Slavarikas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 23,074 Slavarikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the full title of Hon Leader Vcte Mgve MF USSSLM GCSE runs to several pages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slorakia's national animal is the Nazi Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Slorakia is ranked 200,301^st in the world and 268^th in Refugia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -4.24 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.