The Most Serene Republic of Sloppy Snobs is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Geoffrey Slops with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.665 billion Snobsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloppy Snobs City. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Snobsian economy, worth 432 trillion Schlups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,343 Schlups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bars are packed at all hours, the weather in Sloppy Snobs City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and Geoffrey Slops can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sloppy Snobs's national animal is the Arctic Drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sloppy Snobs was endorsed by The Community of Libotionia.
- : Sloppy Snobs was endorsed by The United States of Blurds.
- : Sloppy Snobs was endorsed by The Heerlijk Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands.
- : Sloppy Snobs was endorsed by The Stellar Military Republc of Deropia.
- : Sloppy Snobs was endorsed by The Kingdom of Pria Xennes.
- : Sloppy Snobs was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Barragan and Santa Lucia.
- : Sloppy Snobs was endorsed by The Kingdom of Felhaven.
- : Sloppy Snobs was endorsed by The Holy Kingdom of Ainsworth.
- : Sloppy Snobs was endorsed by The Planned Free States of Thenaca.
- : Sloppy Snobs was endorsed by The Collective of Wineclaw.
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