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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 867th Most Influential: 1,428th Most Secular: 1,549th
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
That's a spicy meatball!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Most Serene Republic of Sloppy Snobs is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Geoffrey Slops with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.665 billion Snobsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloppy Snobs City. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Snobsian economy, worth 432 trillion Schlups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,343 Schlups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, the weather in Sloppy Snobs City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and Geoffrey Slops can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sloppy Snobs's national animal is the Arctic Drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sloppy Snobs is ranked 143,940th in the world and 7,606th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7.94 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 867thMost Influential: 1,428thMost Secular: 1,549thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,315thMost Developed: 3,465thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,486thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,720thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,098thBest Weather: 4,109thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,732ndLargest Governments: 5,010thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,041stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,084thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,327thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,346thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,839thMost Inclusive: 6,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,156thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,335thSmartest Citizens: 6,378thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,032ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,013thHealthiest Citizens: 8,215thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,517thSafest: 10,300thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,271stMost Cultured: 12,492ndRudest Citizens: 13,109thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,455thMost Efficient Economies: 15,804thNudest: 16,038th
Most Secular: 78th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 148th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 161st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 179th in the regionMost Developed: 183rd in the regionLargest Governments: 192nd in the regionBest Weather: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 196th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 222nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 240th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 265th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 278th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 280th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 358th in the regionMost Inclusive: 369th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 382nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 386th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 407th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 471st in the regionSafest: 481st in the regionMost Influential: 508th in the regionNudest: 532nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 550th in the regionMost Cultured: 590th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 651st in the regionMost Stationary: 652nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 657th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 716th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 717th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 726th in the region

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