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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,000th Most Secular: 1,405th Most Influential: 1,508th
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
That's a spicy meatball!
Geoffrey Slops
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Most Serene Republic of Sloppy Snobs is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Geoffrey Slops with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.301 billion Snobsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloppy Snobs City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Snobsian economy, worth 375 trillion Schlups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 163,111 Schlups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geoffrey Slops's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, graffiti graces every city's streets, bars are packed at all hours, and the weather in Sloppy Snobs City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sloppy Snobs's national animal is the Arctic Drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sloppy Snobs is ranked 147,967th in the world and 7,407th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -21.59 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,000thMost Secular: 1,405thMost Influential: 1,508thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,269thMost Developed: 3,294thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,781stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,185thBest Weather: 4,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,558thLargest Governments: 5,003rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,145thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,198thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,319thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,354thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,893rdMost Inclusive: 5,990thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,110thSmartest Citizens: 6,182ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,542ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,880thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 7,935thHealthiest Citizens: 8,130thHighest Average Incomes: 8,813thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,880thSafest: 10,313thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,430thRudest Citizens: 12,249thMost Cultured: 12,754thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,179th
Most Secular: 63rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 155th in the regionMost Developed: 162nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185th in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionBest Weather: 198th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 200th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 208th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 219th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 244th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 270th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 270th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 279th in the regionMost Inclusive: 344th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 349th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 374th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 388th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 397th in the regionRudest Citizens: 446th in the regionSafest: 491st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 514th in the regionMost Influential: 515th in the regionNudest: 581st in the regionMost Cultured: 597th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 624th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 653rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 665th in the regionMost Stationary: 728th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 728th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 740th in the region

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