by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,224th Most Influential: 3,738th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,667th
The Church of
Authoritarian Democracy
Twirling Toward Freedom
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population2.572 billion

LeaderThe great Dong


The Church of Slongs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The great Dong with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 2.572 billion Slongsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Slongsian economy, worth 197 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,667 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, lavish state dinners in Kongo are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and foreign nationals are widely distrusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bellringing.

Slongs is ranked 141,893rd in the world and 6,095th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,224thMost Influential: 3,738thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,667thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,690thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,642nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 231st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Influential: 310th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 344th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 502nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 554th in the regionBest Weather: 566th in the regionMost Stationary: 569th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 609th in the regionMost Cultured: 615th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 670th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 674th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 729th in the region

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