The United Federation of Slokais Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Joseph Chavez with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.75 billion Slokaisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Liverpool. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slokais Islander economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion markons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 129,148 markons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Slokais Islands after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, Red Bear is one of the most popular forenames in Slokais Islands, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slokais Islands's national animal is the Red Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slokais Islands is ranked 4,466^th in the world and 15^th in International Democratic Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,447.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.