Population | 11.75 billion |
Capital | New Liverpool |
Leader | President Joseph Chavez |
Currency | markon |
Animal | Red Bear |
The United Federation of Slokais Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Joseph Chavez with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.75 billion Slokaisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Liverpool. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Slokais Islander economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion markons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 129,148 markons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Slokais Islands after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, Red Bear is one of the most popular forenames in Slokais Islands, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slokais Islands's national animal is the Red Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slokais Islands is ranked 4,466th in the world and 15th in International Democratic Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,447.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Slokais Islands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
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Slokais Islands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
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Slokais Islands was endorsed by
The Protectorate of Anonymous Endorsing Agent.
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Slokais Islands, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
- : Following new legislation in
Slokais Islands, Red Bear is one of the most popular forenames in Slokais Islands.
- : Following new legislation in
Slokais Islands, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in
Slokais Islands, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Slokais Islands after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
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Slokais Islands, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
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Slokais Islands, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
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Slokais Islands, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 18 » Gardavasque,
Libertas Omnium Maximus,
Laeral,
New Lusitania and the Algarves,
United New England,
Sycona,
Grosseschnauzer,
South Pacific Republic,
The Enlightened Lands of a Perfect Order,
Sunemia,
Sanctaria,
Lauchenoiria,
Grellania,
Stefflandia,
Aertemedia,
-Astoria,
Christos, and
Anonymous Endorsing Agent.