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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,381stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,955thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,967th
The United Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
For a better world for all of us
President Joseph Chavez
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Slokais Islands

Population11.75 billion

CapitalNew Liverpool
LeaderPresident Joseph Chavez

Currencymarkon
AnimalRed Bear

The United Federation of Slokais Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Joseph Chavez with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.75 billion Slokaisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Liverpool. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slokais Islander economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion markons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 129,148 markons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Slokais Islands after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, Red Bear is one of the most popular forenames in Slokais Islands, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slokais Islands's national animal is the Red Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slokais Islands is ranked 4,466th in the world and 15th in International Democratic Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,447.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,381stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,955thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,967thNicest Citizens: 2,188thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,219thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,271stBest Weather: 2,271stMost Pacifist: 2,388thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,485thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,764thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,194thHighest Food Quality: 3,359thHealthiest Citizens: 3,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,438thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,504thMost Influential: 4,427thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,466thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,784thSafest: 5,164thMost Developed: 5,223rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,476thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,089thMost Cultured: 6,400thSmartest Citizens: 7,105thLargest Governments: 7,263rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,412thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,652ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,897thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,753rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,040thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,234thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,229thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,205thMost Efficient Economies: 17,762ndMost Secular: 19,014thHighest Average Incomes: 22,103rd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slokais Islands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Slokais Islands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Slokais Islands was endorsed by The Protectorate of Anonymous Endorsing Agent.
  • : Following new legislation in Slokais Islands, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Slokais Islands, Red Bear is one of the most popular forenames in Slokais Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Slokais Islands, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Slokais Islands, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Slokais Islands after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Slokais Islands, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Slokais Islands, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Slokais Islands, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.

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