The Republic of Slirnija is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.427 billion Slirnijans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The Slirnijan economy, worth 209 trillion Tolars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,421 Tolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Slirnija's national animal is the Deer.

Slirnija is ranked 212,496^th in the world and 41^st in Kylaris for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -5.66 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.