The Unicorn Utopia of Sliabh Grianas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bándearg Caldar Aon-adharcach with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.47 billion Sliabh Grianasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cineal Uasál. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sliabh Grianasian economy, worth 434 trillion mifftybodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 97,282 mifftybodles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, the army consists of only generals and grunts, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Sliabh Grianasian mussels the biggest in Jigoku Tengoku. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sliabh Grianas's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sliabh Grianas is ranked 35,531^st in the world and 1^st in Jigoku Tengoku for Largest Governments, scoring 25.55 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.