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Most Primitive: 346th Largest Mining Sector: 551st Most Ignorant Citizens: 631st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Let our people unite!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population4.003 billion

LeaderValery Ilyich

Animalblue fox

The Republic of Slenty is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Valery Ilyich with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.003 billion Slentians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novoroyssia. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slentyian economy, worth 431 trillion Comrades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,813 Comrades, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bambi has been banned, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Slentyian Liberator", and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Slenty's national animal is the blue fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slenty is ranked 168,586th in the world and 1st in The Dominion of Communist States for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 15.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Primitive: 346thLargest Mining Sector: 551stMost Ignorant Citizens: 631stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,377thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,435thMost Avoided: 1,468thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,837thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,840thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,041stMost Influential: 3,560thLargest Black Market: 3,783rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,366thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,975thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,727thMost Secular: 6,095thMost Authoritarian: 6,972ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,156thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 9,656thMost Conservative: 10,648thMost Extreme: 15,929thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,167th

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