|Capital||South of Heaven|
The Union of Soviet States of Slaytania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Stalinovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.937 billion Slaytanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Slaytanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,898 trillion Strummers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 638,477 Strummers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, Air Slaytania tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaytania's national animal is the House Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stalinism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slaytania was endorsed by The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany.
- : Slaytania endorsed The Rogue Nation of Obliternation.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, Air Slaytania tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Slaytania was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Obliternation.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
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