|Capital||South of Heaven|
The Union of Soviet States of Slaytania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stalinovich with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.909 billion Slaytanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Slaytanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,364 trillion Strummers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 634,555 Strummers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, much of Slaytania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Slaytanian satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaytania's national animal is the House Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stalinism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slaytania was endorsed by The Most Serene Utopian Republic of Horacellum.
- : Slaytania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Slaytania was endorsed by The Kingdom of Faradova.
- : Slaytania was endorsed by The Soviet Era of Aviation of KJU Marshall.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Slaytanian satellites can detect it.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, much of Slaytania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
- : Slaytania endorsed The Armed Republic of Sunquick.
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