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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,917thLargest Retail Industry: 11,696th
The People's Oligarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ako kaniš pobijediti, ne smiješ izgubiti.
Influence
Dealmaker
Official Office Officer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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Slavuja

Population4.697 billion

CapitalMalina
LeaderPresident Yaroslav Konstantinovich
FaithOrthodoxy

CurrencySlavujan Krone
AnimalLactobacillus bulgaricus

The People's Oligarchy of Slavuja is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Yaroslav Konstantinovich with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.697 billion Slavujans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malina. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Slavujan economy, worth 404 trillion Slavujan Kroner a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 86,042 Slavujan Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, the price of freedom is about half a million Slavujan Kroner, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavuja's national animal is the Lactobacillus bulgaricus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Slavuja is ranked 223,210th in the world and 78th in Eastern Europe for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -4.47 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 111thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,917thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 11,696thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,419thMost Inclusive: 15,494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,473rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,298thBest Weather: 19,303rdHighest Food Quality: 19,902ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,738th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slavuja lodged a message on the Eastern Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Slavuja lodged a message on the Eastern Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavuja, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Slavuja lodged a message on the Eastern Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavuja, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Slavuja, the price of freedom is about half a million Slavujan Kroner.
  • : Slavuja voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Toxic Heavy Metals Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Slavuja, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Slavuja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Slavuja proposed constructing embassies between Eastern Europe and Regionless.

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