The Republic of Slavsko is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jurislav Zislov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.156 billion Slavskoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parom. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavskoan economy, worth 385 trillion Kurzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,837 Kurzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavsko's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavsko is ranked 272,306^th in the world and 1,145^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.