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Most Secular: 5,359th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,402nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,115th
The Zapadoslavia of
Iron Fist Consumerists
United in Patriotism
Krzysztof Lenkiewicz
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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SLAVROS

Population3.736 billion

CapitalWarsaw
LeaderKrzysztof Lenkiewicz
FaithSecularism

CurrencyZapad zloty
AnimalWhite Eagle

The Zapadoslavia of SLAVROS is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Krzysztof Lenkiewicz with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, infamous sell-swords, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.736 billion Zapadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The powerhouse Zapad economy, worth 307 trillion Zapad zloties a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,325 Zapad zloties, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SLAVROS's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

SLAVROS is ranked 163,894th in the world and 55th in Commonwealth of Geopolitics for Most Devout, with 2.57 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Secular: 5,359thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,402ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,115th
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SLAVROS lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Geopolitics Regional Message Board.
  • : SLAVROS lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Geopolitics Regional Message Board.
  • : SLAVROS lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Geopolitics Regional Message Board.
  • : SLAVROS altered its national flag.
  • : SLAVROS changed its national animal to "White Eagle", its capital to "Warsaw", its currency to "Zapad zloty", its demonym to "Zapadian", its demonym adjective to "Zapad", its demonym plural to "Zapadians", its faith to "Secularism", its leader to "Krzysztof Lenkiewicz", its motto to "United in Patriotism", and its nation type to "Zapadoslavia".
  • : SLAVROS's influence in Commonwealth of Geopolitics rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : SLAVROS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in SLAVROS, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in SLAVROS, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in SLAVROS, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.

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