The Republic of Slave Dragonia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.857 billion Slave Dragonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slave Dragonian economy, worth 739 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,799 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slave Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slave Dragonia is ranked 294,331^st in the world and 109^th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -254.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.