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Most Influential: 320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,503rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,913th
The Military Titoist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Brotherhood, Nation, Unity
Grand Marshal Vladimir Tito
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.011 billion

LeaderGrand Marshal Vladimir Tito
FaithSecular State

AnimalSlavakin Great Bear

The Military Titoist Republic of Slavakino is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Marshal Vladimir Tito with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.011 billion Slavakins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slav economy, worth 940 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,728 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slavakino's national animal is the Slavakin Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

Slavakino is ranked 148,965th in the world and 863rd in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.6 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Influential: 320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,503rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,102ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,575thMost Armed: 2,601stMost Efficient Economies: 2,935thMost Developed: 3,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,565thSmartest Citizens: 4,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,232ndMost Secular: 5,773rdLargest Governments: 6,535thRudest Citizens: 6,598thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,651stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,797thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,280thHighest Average Incomes: 7,344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,789thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,008thLowest Crime Rates: 10,084thMost Cultured: 12,033rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,758thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,736thMost Inclusive: 16,462nd
Most Armed: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 48th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 62nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 67th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 105th in the regionMost Secular: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the region

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