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Most Influential: 394th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,437th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,909th
The Military Titoist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Brotherhood, Nation & Unity
Grand Marshal Vladimir Tito
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.482 billion

LeaderGrand Marshal Vladimir Tito
FaithSecular State

AnimalSlavakin Great Bear

The Military Titoist Republic of Slavakino is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Marshal Vladimir Tito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.482 billion Slavakins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slav economy, worth 838 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 187,105 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the Slavakino Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slavakino's national animal is the Slavakin Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

Slavakino is ranked 26,583rd in the world and 195th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,397.8 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 394thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,437thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,991stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,774thSmartest Citizens: 4,302ndMost Developed: 4,691stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,539thMost Secular: 5,946thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,207thRudest Citizens: 6,417thLargest Governments: 6,770thHighest Average Incomes: 6,980thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,486thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,506thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,404thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,199thLowest Crime Rates: 10,861stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,931stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,305thMost Cultured: 12,425thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,607thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,720th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 107 » Saint Domingo, Galway-Dublin, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Nastror, The Seven Provinces, Sinclairtown, Yahlia, Feria-Alkaline, Ministanopolis, Imperium Anglorum, Troltovia, Wombelland, Lexembourg, Dark Matter, Einswenn, The New Nordic Union, An Clar, Slavorussia, Slavonia and Srijem, Chioganah, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Falvaard, Northern German Federation, Ahma, Vulpes Federation, Lovisa, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Germany Third Reich, Regnum Italiae, Dizgovzy, Super Happy Land, North of Americas, Alsted, Schultzheim, St Scarlett, Great Winminster, Purgatio, Outer Sparta, Rouvenor, The Mongol Plain, Frahnkzaden, The Champions League, Corthaen, The Sect Meces, Ostermarch, British Norklon, North Wildmark, Scandimerica, and 57 others.Pazano, Union of the North, Unico Republic, South St Maarten, Alympian Kingdom, Nedeslavia, Thesterfall, Suomessa, Unionist Mercia, Leszno, Caustralia, FYR Vojvodina, GanymedEuropa, Greifenburg, Druznia, Cytadela, Vielmania, Kaspinia, Sucrain, Dorpz, Rivierenland, Kakhassia, Death Bat, Amicities, British Tegon Der, Greate San Marino, Germany222, Thracia and Crimea, New Ylicia, New Denizland, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Bathera, Western Felvarya Blasche, Neo-Europa, Fauzjhia, Turanistania, Kargasok, Saiwania, Greater Belgium, Jim the Baptist, Lord Sapre, Hameed, Unionized America, Miharr, Supcotia, Ayatheera, Novabritannia, Felhaven, Republic of Satherland, Favonleth, Leranditale, Gor Kebab, Beauprix, Friemenn, Greater Cebu, Apabeossie, and Great Batavica.

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