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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 104th Largest Retail Industry: 450th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 545th
The Murderhobos of
Corporate Police State
Murderbonding Murderhobos
Jack Slash
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Murderhobos of Slaughterhouse Nine is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jack Slash with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.718 billion Slaughterhouse Nine are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brockton Bay. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Slaughterhouse Nine economy, worth 450 trillion Giant Multidimensional Space Whale Shards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 262,088 Giant Multidimensional Space Whale Shards, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,445,087 per year while the poor average 24,050, a ratio of 60.1 to 1.

Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Giant Multidimensional Space Whale Shard charge on their phone bill, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Slaughterhouse Nine's national animal is the Giant Multidimensional Space Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slaughterhouse Nine is ranked 154,607th in the world and 8,349th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 14.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 104thLargest Retail Industry: 450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 545thMost Influential: 582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 703rdMost Avoided: 735thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 755thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 971stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,065thFattest Citizens: 1,166thLargest Mining Sector: 1,234thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,271stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,330thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,402ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,445thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,043rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,057thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,333rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,424thMost Armed: 2,555thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,960thMost Secular: 3,739thHighest Drug Use: 3,897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,949thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,059thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,997thRudest Citizens: 6,921stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,108thMost Efficient Economies: 9,041stTop
Most Pro-Market: 10,003rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,863rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,154thMost Extreme: 17,001stMost Conservative: 17,636th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Armed: 77th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 160th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rd in the regionMost Secular: 209th in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 236th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 303rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 303rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 369th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 376th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 513th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 668th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 699th in the regionLargest Black Market: 704th in the regionMost Extreme: 863rd in the regionMost Conservative: 961st in the region

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