The Murderhobos of Slaughterhouse Nine is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jack Slash with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.398 billion Slaughterhouse Nine are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brockton Bay. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Slaughterhouse Nine economy, worth 344 trillion Giant Multidimensional Space Whale Shards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 246,443 Giant Multidimensional Space Whale Shards, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,284,704 per year while the poor average 25,475, a ratio of 50.4 to 1.
The military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Slaughterhouse Nine's national animal is the Giant Multidimensional Space Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Slaughterhouse Nine, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Slaughterhouse Nine was endorsed by The United States of Mar america.
- : Following new legislation in Slaughterhouse Nine, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
- : Slaughterhouse Nine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
- : Following new legislation in Slaughterhouse Nine, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
- : Following new legislation in Slaughterhouse Nine, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
- : Slaughterhouse Nine was endorsed by The Republic of Cantabaria.
- : Slaughterhouse Nine was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Silver-Land.
- : Following new legislation in Slaughterhouse Nine, Slaughterhouse Nine athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
- : Slaughterhouse Nine endorsed The Kingdom of New-El.
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