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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 82nd Largest Retail Industry: 551st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 755th
The Murderhobos of
Corporate Police State
Murderbonding Murderhobos
Jack Slash
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Murderhobos of Slaughterhouse Nine is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jack Slash with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.398 billion Slaughterhouse Nine are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brockton Bay. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Slaughterhouse Nine economy, worth 344 trillion Giant Multidimensional Space Whale Shards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 246,443 Giant Multidimensional Space Whale Shards, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,284,704 per year while the poor average 25,475, a ratio of 50.4 to 1.

The military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Slaughterhouse Nine's national animal is the Giant Multidimensional Space Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slaughterhouse Nine is ranked 551st in the world and 24th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 27,726.54 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 82ndLargest Retail Industry: 551stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 755thMost Avoided: 886thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 898thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 920thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,157thFattest Citizens: 1,281stLargest Mining Sector: 1,383rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,456thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,478thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,516thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,561stTop
Most Influential: 1,713thHighest Drug Use: 1,810thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,865thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,949thMost Armed: 2,312thHighest Average Incomes: 2,418thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,628thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,788thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,888thMost Secular: 3,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,335thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,468thMost Efficient Economies: 8,829thRudest Citizens: 11,339thMost Pro-Market: 12,254thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,625thMost Conservative: 16,516th
Most Avoided: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 52nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 88th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 99th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionMost Secular: 182nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 220th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 295th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 314th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 367th in the regionRudest Citizens: 385th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 569th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 661st in the regionLargest Black Market: 737th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 834th in the regionMost Extreme: 873rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 882nd in the region

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