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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 300th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Die
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Slaughter Machine

Population2.612 billion

CapitalA Bad Place
LeaderDeath Himself
FaithIdol Worship

Currencyvital organs
Animalcorpse

The Rogue Nation of Slaughter Machine is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Death Himself with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.612 billion Slaughterers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Bad Place. The average income tax rate is 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Slaughterian economy, worth 727 trillion vital organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,668 vital organs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bungee jumpers frequently go splat, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Slaughter Machine's national animal is the corpse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Idol Worship.

Slaughter Machine is ranked 106,446th in the world and 726th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,105.11 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 300thMost Patriotic: 339thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 627thMost Ignorant Citizens: 664thMost Devout: 1,151stMost Armed: 1,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,549thMost Influential: 2,325thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,685thLargest Black Market: 2,707thHighest Average Incomes: 2,713thNudest: 3,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,226thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,830thMost Conservative: 4,894thBest Weather: 5,706thLargest Governments: 6,169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,056thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,150thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,720thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,848thLowest Crime Rates: 9,912thMost Authoritarian: 9,994thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,577thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,950thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,995thLargest Retail Industry: 21,927th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionNudest: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 56th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 68th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 75th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 105th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Extreme: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 148th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 155th in the regionMost Influential: 158th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Slaughter Machine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, bungee jumpers frequently go splat.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.

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