Population | 309 million |
Currency | Ophul |
Animal | Carabinis |
The Principality of Slattehein is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 309 million Slatteheinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.
The strong Slatteheinian economy, worth 16.3 trillion Ophuls a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,819 Ophuls, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slattehein's national animal is the Carabinis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Slattehein is ranked 46,782nd in the world and 7th in Caer Sidi for Most Extreme, scoring 32.58 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slattehein voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regarding Artificial Islands".
- : Following new legislation in Slattehein, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : Following new legislation in Slattehein, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Slattehein, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Following new legislation in Slattehein, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Slattehein, much of Slattehein's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Slattehein voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Appreciation for Bigfoot and the Unknown".
- : Slattehein voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reducing Bycatch"".
- : Following new legislation in Slattehein, highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways.
- : Following new legislation in Slattehein, when their backs are against the walls Slatteheinians look out for gay men.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Crypthic.