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Largest Welfare Programs: 6,798th Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,198th Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,236th
The United Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Glory to the Premier and Federation of Slanduya!
Premier Vasili Arkhipov Romanov
Influence
Superpower
Chairman of High Command
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Slanduya

Population2.879 billion

CapitalAlexandrovisius
LeaderPremier Vasili Arkhipov Romanov
FaithRomanova

CurrencySlanduyan Dungar
AnimalThe Slanduyite Black Hawk

The United Federation of Slanduya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Vasili Arkhipov Romanov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.879 billion Slanduyans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrovisius. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slanduyan economy, worth 322 trillion Slanduyan Dungars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,860 Slanduyan Dungars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slanduya's national animal is the The Slanduyite Black Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Romanova.

Slanduya is ranked 46,682nd in the world and 1st in WC Land for Most Devout, with 554.25 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 6,798thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,589thMost Developed: 11,845thNicest Citizens: 12,244thLowest Crime Rates: 13,879thMost Cultured: 14,596thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,752ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,769thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,260thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,364thMost Efficient Economies: 16,401stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,872nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slanduya, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Slanduya, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Slanduya, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Slanduya, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.
  • : Following new legislation in Slanduya, refugees from other nations are flocking to Slanduya's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Slanduya, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Slanduya, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Slanduya, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Slanduya was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Slanduya's influence in WC Land rose from "Power" to "Superpower".

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