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Healthiest Citizens: 47thMost Developed: 53rdSmartest Citizens: 56th
The Mildly Oppressive Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Resistance is futile.
Core Consciousness
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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SLAM-ER

Population35.485 billion

Capitalthe Collective
LeaderCore Consciousness

Currencykuan
Animalrobot

The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Core Consciousness with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.485 billion SLAM-ERians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Collective. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient SLAM-ERian economy, worth an astonishing 12,333 trillion kuans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 347,566 kuans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, the world still seems flat to some people in space, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is totally unknown. SLAM-ER's national animal is the robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SLAM-ER is ranked 207,496th in the world and 168th in Canada for Most Primitive, scoring -1008.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 47thMost Developed: 53rdSmartest Citizens: 56thLongest Average Lifespans: 66thMost Cultured: 119thLargest Publishing Industry: 151stLeast Corrupt Governments: 161stHighest Economic Output: 254thMost Influential: 271stLargest Agricultural Sector: 277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 389thMost Beautiful Environments: 443rdSafest: 509thHighest Poor Incomes: 514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 520thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 554thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 610thMost Rebellious Youth: 690thMost Pacifist: 740thMost Compassionate Citizens: 753rdLargest Populations: 807thNicest Citizens: 868thMost Secular: 952ndLargest Governments: 1,034thLowest Crime Rates: 1,185thHighest Average Incomes: 1,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,280thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,567thBest Weather: 1,694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,848thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,855thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,060thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,408thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,520thMost Inclusive: 2,630thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,777thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,984thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,861stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,975thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,288thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,150thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,802nd
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SLAM-ER was endorsed by The Federation of Vancili.
  • : SLAM-ER was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : SLAM-ER was endorsed by The Dominion of Carnaddar.
  • : Following new legislation in SLAM-ER, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in SLAM-ER, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in SLAM-ER, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in SLAM-ER, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : SLAM-ER was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : SLAM-ER's influence in Canada fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : SLAM-ER was endorsed by The Dominion of Brandenburg-Britannia.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Devil Heart, Almonaster Nuevo, Parkplace, Stormaen, SetiCrunchers, Carnaddar, and Vancili.

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